Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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