So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
Randomize
