Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
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