Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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