the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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