I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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