i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
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