I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
oh god the rape fog is back!
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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