Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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