For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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