So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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