college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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