I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.�
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
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