walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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