so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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