32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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