Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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