um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Two words: blizzard sex
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
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