Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
my poor anus
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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