Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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