i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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