A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
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Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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