I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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