More tranny stories later!
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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