i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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