the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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