There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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