were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
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