If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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