This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
two words...techno handjob
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
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