i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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