How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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