you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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