i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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