She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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