Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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