Whod you bang
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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