did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
hell yes lets make some ravioli
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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