the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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