I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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