Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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