I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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