hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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