sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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