we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
We left the knife in your bed.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
