gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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