i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Let's paint friendship bongs
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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