You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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