i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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