Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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