I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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